I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
― My co-worker, on her ex. (via hairspr4y)

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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rosenrot5:

itsclintoncraig:

shakirugh:

when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowlimage

I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country

I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world